Todd Goldman

Exhibition Information

TODD IS THE CREATIVE GENIUS BEHIND DAVID & GOLIATH. WE USE THAT WORD LOOSELY BECAUSE IT ALL STARTED AS AN INSIDE JOKEŠNOW ITS KIND OF STUCK. SO WE JUST GO WITH IT.

TODD HAS BEEN DOODLING HIS WHOLE LIFE. WELL, AS LONG HAS HE HAS BEEN ABLE TO PICK UP A PENCIL. HE DOODLES ON NAPKINS, COASTERS, MAGAZINES, AND ANYTHING HE CAN FIND!

HE HAS A.D.D. SO DONT TRY TO HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH HIM OR ASK HIM TO SIT STILL FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES, IT WONT HAPPEN.

NOW, THE CRAZY THING IS, HE MAKES A LIVING DOODLING. HIS DOODLES CAN BE SEEN ON HUNDREDS OF PRODUCTS NOW. FROM SHIRTS TO PAJAMAS, FROM WATCHES TO CLOCKS, FROM LIP JELLIES TO MOUSEPADS AND MANY MANY MORE. HE KEEPS CRANKING OUT DIFFERENT PRODUCTS TO DOODLE ON. HE IS NOW A PROFESSIONAL DOODLER!

ANYWAY, HERE IS SOME IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT TODD, THE CREATIVE GENIUS BEHIND DAVID AND GOLIATH.

RAINBOWS MAKE HIM SMILE AND HE NEVER MISSES OPRAH HE LIKES LETTUCE, BUT HATES CABBAGE HE HAS A HELLO KITTY WALLET AND COLLECTS FOOD STAMPS FOR NO REASON HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS PERIWINKLE BECAUSE HE LIKES THE WAY IT SOUNDS HE CAN THROW A FRISBEE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND BECAUSE HEšIS RIGHT HANDED HE HAS NEVER LOST A KISSING CONTEST HE HAS ENTERED HE LIKE PB & J SANDWICHES AND THINKS THE GERBAIL SHOULD BE THE NATIONAL BIRD EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES NO SENSE HE LOVES PING PONG AND COLLECTS PING PONG CARDS. OK HE WOULD IF THEY HAD THEM HE HATES RODEOS BUT LOVES COMB OVERS IF HE WAS BALD, HE WOULD GROW OUT THE LONGEST COMB OVER EVER AND TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH A CIRCUS HE THINKS FALSE TEETH ARE SEXY AND IS A SUCKER FOR MULLETS HE HAS NEVER BEEN HANG GLIDING AND DOES NOT EAT FOODS HE CAN NOT PRONOUNCE HE HAS NEVER ENTERED A KISSING CONTEST HE LOVES ANIMALS, BUT NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY OK, MAYBE ONCE IN COLLEGE BUT HE WAS DRUNK HE HAS A SAFE DRIVER ON HIS DRIVERS LICENSE WHICH HE IS MOST PROUD OF HE LIKES TO SHAVE HIS LEGS BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM FEEL SEXY HE HAS NEVER BEEN TO AFRICA BUT HAS SEEN PHOTOS HE IS FAST FOR A WHITE GUY AND STILL LIKES TO BREAKDANCE HE HAS NEVER BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING AND HE LIKES THE WORD BAGEL.ŠHE THINKS ITS FUNNY HIS GRANDMA TAUGHT HIM HOW TO FRENCH KISS AND HE TAKES VIAGRA FOR NO APPARENT REASON HE DRIVES A 78 PACER BECAUSE HE CAN ONCE A WEEK HE BUYS A GOLDFISH AND KEEPS IT IN THE BAG TIL IT DIES HE PREFERS SMALL CURD TO LARGE CURD COTTAGE CHEESE HE NEVER FLOSSES HIS TEETH AFTER EATING CORN

OK, THAT SUMS IT UP.

View the Collection click here to view collection